More of the Same: A Budgetary Black Hole

Welcome to the abyss of fiscal responsibility, where dollars go to disappear.

Here's a rundown of our latest missteps:

Project: 'Let's Build a Bridge to Nowhere'

$10 million allocated for a bridge that only goes halfway across the parking lot.

Project: 'Free Donuts for All'

$5 million spent on donuts for the entire office, because morale.