Committee of 10: Budget Fiascos

Meet the team of experts brought together to solve the world's budgeting problems, or not.

Chairperson: Bob the Budget Wizard, with 30 years of experience and a penchant for unnecessary spreadsheets.

Vice-Chairperson: Lisa the Laser-like Lady of Numbers, our resident math whiz and Excel expert.

Members:

• John the Jester, our resident joke-cracker and resident expert on 'juggling actuarial figures.'
• Mike the Miser, our resident bean-counter and expert on 'counting beans.'
• Jane the Jinx, our resident IT whiz and expert on 'crash-ing budgets.' (Note: Not actually a real person, or so we claim)
• Pete the Pedantic, our resident grammar-nazi and expert on 'correcting typos.' (Also not actually a real person, or so we claim)

Our Mission:

We aim to create the most Byzantine budget ever, a true marvel of complexity and confusion.

Subcommittees:

• Subcommittee of 5: The Five-Figure Fools
• Subcommittee of 3: The Three-Card Monte Masters

Disclaimer:

This committee is not responsible for actual budgeting, only for creating an entertaining diversion from the tedium of real-world budgeting.