Our annual report on the committee's activities is a testament to the committee's dedication to, uh, "creative" budgeting.
1. The "We're-Not-Getting-That-Report-Ready" project: a comprehensive study on how to avoid accountability.
2. "The Great Expense-Account-Abstraction" scheme: a series of elaborate schemes to obscure spending from the auditors.
3. "The Committee-Of-10's-Annual- Vacation-In-Bahamas" - a well-deserved R&R for the team.
And many more!
1. The "Coffee Machine Malfunction" of 2019: when the coffee machine broke down, and we had to resort to drinking straight from the tap.
2. The "Sudden-Case-Of-Existential-Crisis" where we realized we're all just here for the free snacks.
3. "The-All-Hands- Meeting-That-Lasted-Too-Long" - when our meeting went on for 5 hours and we had to start serving pizza.
View our 2020 report for even more thrilling adventures!
1. John Doe, our fearless leader and chief expense-avoider.
2. Jane Doe, our resident expert on creative accounting.
3. Bob Smith, our team's resident coffee connoisseur (when he's not on vacation in the Bahamas).