Meeting 2: Where the Money Goes to Waste
Chairperson, Jane Smith, began the meeting by introducing the new "Inflatable Unicorn" project, a $10,000 initiative that would somehow magically turn a committee member's idea for an "Idea Generator 3000" into reality.
Discussion ensued about the merits of the "Idea Generator 3000" and its supposed ability to generate "Innovative Solutions 4 All." Some committee members questioned the need for another committee within the committee, while others argued that a new committee was needed to oversee the new committee's spending habits.
Meeting 3: The Inflatable Unicorn Inflation
Also, a note from the janitor's union was read aloud, reminding everyone that the committee room's coffee machine is in dire need of a repair, but the union demands that it be upgraded with a "latte-art" feature.