Chairperson: Bob "The Blunderer" Johnson, who somehow managed to lose the budget for last year's bake sale.
Vice Chairperson: Jane "The Jester" Doe, who still thinks Comic Sans is a good font choice.
Member 1: John "The Joke" Smith, who has a 90% chance of being late to any meeting.
Member 2: Sarah "The Sarcasm Queen" Lee, who will roast your budget proposal with the ferocity of a thousand suns.
Member 3: Mark "The Mathematician" Thompson, who still thinks pi is 3.14.