Committee of 10: Budget Bloopers

Member 3: The Enigmatic Ensign of Fiscal Frugality

Meet Member 3, the resident numbers nerd of the Committee of 10. This enigmatic figure is rumored to have a PhD in Extreme Frugality and can recite the national debt from memory. Their motto: "A dollar saved is a dollar earned, but only if earned on the black market."

When not busy crunching numbers, Member 3 can be found sipping lattes and complaining about the rising cost of artisanal coffee beans.

Other members have reported that Member 3's love of Excel is only rivalled by their love of obscure 80s pop music.