2022-09-01 Mishaps

Today's Mishaps:

• Chairman's cat, Mr. Whiskers, was seen sleeping on the conference table again.
• The subcommittee's stapler was replaced with a slightly used toaster.
• The minutes from last meeting still haven't been taken, and we're not sure if anyone even came.
• Someone ate the last of the donuts from the break room. Again.
• We're still waiting on the new copier to arrive. Apparently, it's stuck in customs.

Related Subcommittees:

• Annuities and Pensions Committee
• Committee on Committee Ethics
• Committee on Committee Communications