Meet the Committee of 10
Our esteemed Committee of 10 consists of the most brilliant, yet hapless individuals in the land. Their combined incompetence will surely result in some... interesting budgetary decisions.
John Doe
Expert in all things spreadsheet, except when it comes to actual math.
Jane Smith
Skilled in the art of procrastination and finding the best snacks in the break room.
Bob Johnson
Our resident expert on all things "I didn't do that" and "It's not my fault."
Carol Davis
Master of creative accounting and finding ways to hide the truth in the budget.
Mike Brown
Our go-to guy for "I'll just take a 3-hour coffee break" and "Can someone else do it for me?"
Emily Chen
Our resident expert on "I'm not sure what that means" and "Is that a deadline?"
Alice Johnson
Our go-to girl for "That's not my job" and "I'm just here for the free donuts."
Bob Miller
Master of the art of "I didn't mean to" and "Who, me?"
David Lee
Our resident expert on "I'm not sure what I'm doing" and "Can someone else just do it?"
Oliver Brown
Our go-to guy for "Is that a meeting?" and "Can I just work from home today?"