Budget Committee Meeting 123: A Study in Fiscal Futility

Meeting Minutes: Where Numbers Go to Die

Present: The Entire Committee of Ten, plus one guest from Accounting.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Review last quarter's budget (3 hours)
• Item 2: Discuss new budget projections (4 hours)
• Item 3: Lunch break (30 minutes)
• Item 4: Debate budget allocations (2 hours)
• Item 5: Review projections, again (2 hours)
• Item 6: Adjournment (10 minutes)

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Notable Quotes from the Meeting:

Chairperson: "I have no idea what's going on, but let's just agree to something."

Member 2: "I'm not sure I understand, but I think we should just spend more money."

Accountant: "Actually, we should spend less money, but that's not what we're here for."

Next Meeting:

Meeting 124: Same time, same place, same futility.

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