David Debtor: the man who's always in debt. Literally. He's been living off his credit cards for years.
David's expertise lies in creative financial planning, or as we like to call it: "How to get out of paying your rent on time."
His favorite pastimes include: browsing online shopping malls, playing video games, and binge-watching reruns of "The Great British Baking Show."
Want to see David's financial plans in action? Click here for our latest committee meeting transcript.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for our annual trip to the nearest pawn shop.