Welcome, esteemed members of the Committee of Budgetary Blunders! We're glad you're here to witness the fiasco that is our budget.
Fiasco Fundraising Stats:
- 100% of our budget has been allocated to unnecessary expenses.
- 50% of our budget has been spent on coffee.
- 25% of our budget has been dedicated to "Emergency" funds (i.e., our boss's cat's dental bills).