Budget Blunders

The Committee for the Utterly Incompetent has compiled a list of our greatest hits.

Extravagant Expenses

• Buying a 1000ft² yacht for our chairman
• A year's supply of artisanal, imported cheese for the conference
• A 10-ton statue of our CEO, because, well, he's the best

Waste, Glorious Waste

We've got a surplus of surplus! (But, like, who needs to account for it?)

Subcommittees:

Bureaucratic Redundancy | Projects We'll Never Finish | More Staff than We'll Ever Need