Penalties - Budget Bloopers

Where the Rubber Meets the Road (of Financial Disaster)

Welcome to the Budget Bloopers committee, where the art of financial mismanagement meets the science of getting away with it.

Our team of experts (read: interns who still live with their parents) has carefully crafted a list of penalties for those who have failed to meet their fiscal responsibilities.

Below you'll find a list of our most notable penalties:

Penalty 1: The "I'm-Not-Doing-It" Fine

For those who refuse to submit their expense reports on time.

Penalty 2: The "I-Forgetting-My-Lunch" Fee

For those who forget to pack their lunch, resulting in a 5-course meal at the nearest coffee shop.

Penalty 3: The "I-Should-Of-Just-Gotten-It-Together" Tax

For those who can't seem to balance their checkbook, resulting in a hefty tax on their own ineptitude.

And that's not all, folks! Visit our sister page for more penalties.