Budget Blunders Agenda

Welcome to the Budget Blunders Agenda, where our esteemed committee of accountants, bureaucrats, and slightly-caffeinated interns come together to make a mockery of our nation's finances.

We'll discuss and decide the most creative, the most egregious, and the most utterly bewildering ways to spend taxpayer dollars.

• Committee Agenda
• Meet the People Who Made These Blunders
• Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)
• Our Achievements: Because Who Needs Actual Results, Anyway?

Today's Agenda:

We'll be discussing the following items:

1. Item 1: "Ways to Spend $10,000 on a Toaster"
2. Item 2: "The Benefits of Hiring Interns to Make Sandcastles on the Beach"
3. Item 3: "Why We Need to Buy More Bouncy Castles for the Office"

We hope you can join us for this exciting meeting of the Budget Blunders Committee!