Budget Proposal 3: "More Money for Me, Less for Everyone Else"

Executive Summary:

This proposal outlines the allocation of funds for the fiscal year 2099-2100. The key points include:

• 50% of all tax revenue will be allocated to myself, the proposal's author.
• 30% will be spent on "National Entertainment and Leisure" (i.e., video games, pizza parties, and Netflix subscriptions).
• 20% will be allocated to "Worthwhile Research and Development" (i.e., buying the latest gadgets).

This proposal is brought to you by the Committee on Lobbyists and Sub-Committee on Sub-Lobbyists.

Full Proposal:

Section 1: Introduction

This proposal is the most reasonable and fair allocation of funds in the history of human civilization. It's only fair that I, the author, should receive 50% of all tax revenue. After all, someone has to fund my lifestyle.

Section 2: National Entertainment and Leisure

This section outlines the allocation of 30% of all tax revenue to "National Entertainment and Leisure". This includes:

• Video games: 20% will be allocated to buying the latest console and games.
• Pizza parties: 5% will be allocated to hosting monthly gatherings for friends and acquaintances.
• National subscription to Netflix: 5% will be used to stream the latest shows and movies.

Section 3: Worthwhile Research and Development

This section outlines the allocation of 20% of all tax revenue to "Worthwhile Research and Development". This includes:

• Buying the latest gadgets: 15% will be used to purchase the latest smartphones, smartwatches, and smart-someotherthings.
• Research on the effects of excessive screen time: 3% will be allocated to study the effects of excessive screen time on society.
• Development of new excuses for why I'm not doing any real work: 2% will be used to create new and innovative ways to justify my lack of productivity.

This proposal is brought to you by the Committee on Lobbyists and Sub-Committee on Sub-Lobbyists.

Appendix:

This appendix outlines the expected outcomes of this proposal.

Expected Outcome 1: Everyone except the proposal's author will be poorer.

Expected Outcome 2: The proposal's author will be richer.

Expected Outcome 3: The national debt will increase by 100%.

Comments:

Committee on Lobbyists member, Jane Doe, commented:

"This proposal is a masterclass in self-interest and fiscal irresponsibility. I approve.

Sub-Committee on Sub-Lobbyists member, John Smith, commented:

"I'm just here for the free pizza parties.