Committee on Interdimensional Bug Tracking

A user reported an issue with the transdimensional portal on floor 3B, which was causing a rift that was sucking in stray cats from the nearby catnip farm.

**Symptoms:**

Unintended portal activation caused a 3.4x increase in feline casualties.
Users reported feeling " existential dread" when confronted with the portal's abyssal void.

**Analysis:**

A thorough investigation revealed the portal's dimensional stabilizer to be malfunctioning due to a faulty chrono-discrepancy.
Rebooting the system resolved the issue.

**Next Steps:** Schedule a follow-up meeting with the Interdimensional Bug Committee to discuss long-term solutions to our transdimensional troubles.

Committee on Interdimensional Bug Tracking - Bug Report #5 (2022-01-15)