We are the ones who make the rules, and the rules that make the rules, and the rules that make the rules that make the rules.
We specialize in creating an endless loop of paperwork, just for you!
We're here to make sure you sign on the dotted line, and the dotted line, and the dotted line that makes you want to scream.
To make your life more interesting, and your wallet thinner, by creating an endless cycle of unnecessary forms and meetings.
To make the system more complex, to make the rules more confusing, and to make the coffee more expensive.
Meet our team of highly trained, highly overqualified, and highly underpaid bureaucrats.
Email us at bureaucracy@example.com with your complaints and suggestions, but don't hold your breath.