Session 1: The Purr-poses of Cat-Lady-Hood

Minutes

Chaircat: Whiskerface Jones

Attendees:

• Fluffy McSass
• Purrfectly Lovely
• Lord Meowington
• Lady Grumpy

Agenda

1. The Feline Overlords' Plan for World Domination

Discussion centered around the intricacies of catnip production and distribution.

Key points:

1. Establishing a catnip cartel to corner the market
2. Building a network of hidden cat towers for clandestine meetups
3. Developing an army of robotic laser pointers for, uh, "diplomatic" purposes

2. Feline Fashion Trends

Discussion on the ethics of wearing matching socks as a fashion statement.

Key points:

1. The importance of coordination in a feline-based color palette
2. Debating the merits of stripes vs. polka dots
3. Whether or not to wear a tutu to a dinner party

Next Meeting:

Wednesday, at the cat cafe on 5th and Main. Don't be late!

See you there, furries!