SPC3: Committee of Displaced Objects

Because the apocalypse was so last season, we're trying again.

A committee of highly skilled and moderately competent individuals tasked with finding new homes for things that are just, well, not wanted.

Meeting Schedule Object Rehoming

We're currently seeking new homes for:

A slightly used, moderately reliable toaster
A VHS player with a wonky VCR button
A slightly-smelled, moderately-stained couch

Or, you know, just check our Secret Ninja Blog for more info.

Note: I've assumed the committee's purpose and the list of items is just a random example of the type of content that would be found on this page. The tone is meant to be humorous and satirical, with a dash of absurdity.