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Goal 1: Develop an Exciting Narrative
We will craft a compelling story that justifies our procrastination, making it sound like a bold and innovative move.
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Goal 2: Establish a Sense of Urgency
We will manufacture a sense of deadlines, fake or otherwise, to create a false sense of urgency, justifying our delay.
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Goal 3: Conjure prophets of productivity
We will summon the spirits of legendary productivity gurus, who will guide us to our creative justification, no matter the cost.
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Goal 4: Invent a New Definition of "Done"
We will redefine what it means to "finish" a project, making it sound like an existential journey rather than a simple task.