Subcommittee B: The Creative Justification Experts

  1. Goal 1: Develop an Exciting Narrative
    We will craft a compelling story that justifies our procrastination, making it sound like a bold and innovative move.
  2. Goal 2: Establish a Sense of Urgency
    We will manufacture a sense of deadlines, fake or otherwise, to create a false sense of urgency, justifying our delay.
  3. Goal 3: Conjure prophets of productivity
    We will summon the spirits of legendary productivity gurus, who will guide us to our creative justification, no matter the cost.
  4. Goal 4: Invent a New Definition of "Done"
    We will redefine what it means to "finish" a project, making it sound like an existential journey rather than a simple task.