Our Mission: To Exist

As a committee of some sort, we are dedicated to the art of doing the bare minimum. Our mission is to exist, to be present, and to occupy space.

We achieve this through a series of rigorous and highly complex activities, including:

Holding Meetings

Taking Breaks

Allocating Funds

Our motto: "We're here, we're there, and we're somewhere in between."

Stay tuned for more updates on our non-existent progress.

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