Decision 007: The Committee of Useless Endeavors

We're thrilled to announce that our committee has made a groundbreaking decision: to spend an entire year studying the aerodynamics of a paperclip!

With a budget of exactly $1,000,000, we'll be conducting an in-depth analysis on the intricacies of airflow around a standard office supply item.

• Subcommittee A: Torturing the paperclip in a wind tunnel
• Subcommittee B: Developing a 3D model of the paperclip's aerodynamic properties
• Subcommittee C: Creating an algorithm to predict the paperclip's aerodynamic behavior in real-time

Stay tuned for more updates on our groundbreaking research!