Reports from the Committee of Utter Madness

Subcommittee on Unnecessary Meetings

Meeting minutes from the Subcommittee on Meetings that Should Never Have Been Scheduled:

• Meeting 1: 3 hours of unproductive discussion, 1 hour of stale coffee
• Meeting 2: 2 hours of pointless powerpoint presentations, 1 hour of awkward silence
• Meeting 3: 1 hour of actual work, the rest a blur

A special thanks to our fearless leader, Bob, for leading us on this wild goose chase.

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Subcommittee on Excessive Use of Jargon

We're proud to present our report on the overuse of buzzwords in our meetings:

• "Synergy" was used 12 times in one meeting
• "Low-hanging fruit" was mentioned 7 times in another
• We even managed to squeeze in 3 uses of "thought leader" in a single sentence!

Our experts warn that this trend will only continue to spiral out of control if left unchecked.

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