Resolution
WHEREAS the citizens of this land have been oppressed by the tyranny of flavorless meals,
BE IT ENACTED that pizza shall be available to all, without discrimination or prejudice.
Article I: Mandates and Provisions
Article I, Section 1: The Right to Pizza shall be codified as follows:
- Each citizen shall have unfettered access to pizza, at a minimum of 3 times a week.
- The pizza shall be made with love, care, and the finest ingredients.
- No person shall be denied pizza on the basis of their dietary restrictions or preferences.
Article II: Enforcement
Article II, Section 1: The Enforcement Agency shall be responsible for ensuring the compliance of Article I:
- The Agency shall be staffed by highly trained Pizza Inspectors, with the power to seize non-compliant pizza establishments.
- The Agency shall maintain a database of Pizza Compliance, with real-time updates and trend analysis.
- The Agency shall have the authority to issue Pizza Warrants, in cases of egregious pizza non-compliance.
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