Diplomatic Protocol Committee

Because who doesn't love a good international incident?

Welcome to the world's most useless, yet strangely addictive, committee!

Current Agenda:

• Debating how to politely tell our foreign leaders they're wearing a tacky outfit
• Naming and shaming nations for their double standards
• Sacrificing our values for the sake of a good trade deal

Subcommittees:

• Embarrassing Foreign Leaders
• Accusing Nations of Hypocrisy
• Compromising on Our Values

Meet the Members:

• Ambassador Ronnie the Ambivalent
• Minister Jane the Contrarian

News:

We're not actually sure what's going on, but we'll try to keep you updated.

FAQs:

• What is the point of diplomacy?
• Do we really have to follow protocol?