Welcome to the Subcommittees of Doing Nothing

We're a group of highly trained professionals dedicated to the art of doing absolutely nothing. Our goal is to set a new standard for productivity, which is to say, we're not doing anything.

Current Goals (or lack thereof)

Nap Tactics

We're currently engaged in a heated debate over the best ways to take a three-hour nap. Our experts are considering the merits of a horizontal position, reclined with a slight incline, versus the traditional vertical snooze.

Learn more about our Nap Debate

Procrastination Protocols

We're developing a comprehensive guide to effective procrastination, complete with flowcharts, flowcharts, flowcharts, and more flowcharts. It's gonna be aประก

Download our Procrastination Flowchart Template

Time Management... Management

Our team of experts is working tirelessly to redefine the concept of time management. We're talking 24-hour clocks, 30-minute increments, and the art of losing track of what day it is.

Learn more about our Time Management Breakthroughs

Subcommittee of the Subcommittees

We're the ones who make sure nobody actually does anything. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Meet the Subsubcommittee of the Subcommittees
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