We're not just a committee, we're a performance art piece. We exist to create an environment where productivity is a mere suggestion, and the only thing we take seriously is our own apathy.
Our members are experts in the field of doing nothing, and we're here to help you achieve the ultimate goal: doing absolutely nothing.
"The Committee of Doing Nothing has helped me finally understand the true meaning of 'nothing'." - John D.
"I was skeptical at first, but their 'expertise' in doing nothing has been a game-changer." - Jane D.