Committee for Doing Nothing: Procrastination Techniques

A place where productivity goes to hide, and minimalist design meets procrastination.

Buy a dog. It's a great excuse to get out of work. Play video games until the sun goes down. You're learning. Make a sandwich. The most complex task you'll ever accomplish.

Our committee has been working tirelessly to perfect the art of doing nothing. We've compiled the following techniques for your convenience:

Buying a dog:

Acquire a canine companion to distract you from your work. It's a great excuse to get out of meetings, appointments, and other obligations.

Playing video games:

Engage in immersive, pixelated worlds, where the only deadline is the next level or the next raid.

Making sandwiches:

Conjure a majestic creation of bread, meat, and cheese. The perfect blend of art and procrastination.