Subcommittee of Futurists: 9000

Welcome, esteemed futurists, to the 9000th iteration of the subcommittee on future food!

We're a group dedicated to the most pressing issues of our time: making sure everyone has enough of that sweet, sweet future sustenance.

Our goals include, but are not limited to:

• Establishing a universal standard for edible, self-replicating matter
• Developing a comprehensive plan for the colonization of the moon with hydroponic farms
• Rebranding "mystery meat" as "Gourmet Meat 2.0"

Want to get involved? Join us at our weekly meeting, held in a dimly lit, smoke-filled room in a abandoned server room.