Welcome, esteemed members of the Infinite Imbability Committee. As the name suggests, our committee is dedicated to discussing the most absurd and impossible ideas in the universe. Our mission is to make the improbable, possible. Or at least, we try.
Our current agenda includes:
Don't worry about the coffee machine - it's just experiencing a techno-disruption. We'll get it fixed eventually.
Next meeting: Paranoid Protocol Meeting - don't be late!