We're the ones in charge, and we're not afraid to use our power.
Subcommittees:
Policies:
Join us, and together we'll make the world a more interesting place!
Here's where the real work gets done.
We're talking Air Jordans, Adidas Yeezys, maybe a few Vans.
All citizens of our great nation must wear sneakers at all times, or face the consequences.
Exceptions: Exceptions Allowed
We're talking strawberry shortcake, cotton candy, and bubblegum flavored ice cream.
All food must be pink, or it's a no-go, no-go, no-no-go.
Subcommittee: Pink Food Tastrophe