Subcommittees of Meglopolitics

Meglopolitics is a shadowy organization of powerful individuals with a penchant for backroom deals and clandestine meetings. Our committees are the real power brokers of the Meglopolitan government.

Elections Committee

Our Elections Committee is responsible for rigging elections and ensuring that our preferred candidates always win. We have a proven track record of success in this area.

Schedule

Our meetings are held in a smoke-filled room, hidden from the prying eyes of the general public. We meet every Thursday at 3 PM.

Chair: Boris "The Fixer" McGee

Budget Committee

Our Budget Committee is responsible for siphoning off funds from the general population to fuel our own lavish lifestyle. We have a proven record of finding creative ways to spend other people's money.

Schedule

Our meetings are held in a heavily fortified, undisclosed location. We meet every Friday at 2 PM.

Chair: Penelope "The Penny Pincher" Pembroke

Transportation Committee

Our Transportation Committee is responsible for ensuring that our preferred mode of transportation, the private jet, is always available to us. We have a fleet of aircraft at our disposal.

Schedule

Our meetings are held on the back of a speeding bullet train, traveling at 200mph. We meet whenever the train stops.

Chair: Vladimir "The Jetsetter" Vex

Healthcare Committee

Our Healthcare Committee is responsible for ensuring that our preferred medical treatments are always available to us, while the common folk are left to suffer. We have a network of exclusive clinics and hospitals at our disposal.

Schedule

Our meetings are held in a state-of-the-art, underground bunker prophets hospital. We meet every Tuesday at 1 PM.

Chair: Ludwig "The Healer" Hahn