Welcome, fellow committee members! I'm Berttha, the most reliable and trustworthy member of this sub-committee. My expertise in burping the alphabet and reciting the entirety of "Who's on First?" makes me an asset to this team.
When I'm not busy being the voice of reason, I'm usually found sipping coffee and eating Cheetos in the break room. My interests include: long walks, short attention spans, and the perfect ratio of Doritos to Cheetos.
Here's a list of my qualifications:
Some of my favorite things include:
Want to get in touch with me? Try here or visit me at the committee's office (ask someone for the location, I'm not always sure).
Other notable members of the committee: