Subcommittee on Babysitting: Minutes - 2022-02-01
Attendee List:
- Dr. Jane Smith, Chair
- John Doe, Secretary
- Jim, Janice, and 37 other members of the subcommittee
Agenda:
- 1. Discuss the merits of leaving a toddler in a corner while you scroll through your phone
- 2. Debate the best way to bribe a child to eat their vegetables
- 3. Vote on whether or not to watch an entire season of 'SpongeBob' in one sitting
Action Items:
- Dr. Smith: 'I move that we establish a new rule that all subcommittee members must have a minimum of 3 devices at the meeting to ensure maximum screen time.'
- Jane Doe: 'I second the motion, but only if we can also watch cat videos.'
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