Financial Consultant

Meet our team of expert financial wizards:

• Mr. Pocket
• Dr. Bill
• Chuck Norris's Accountant (not actually Chuck Norris)

Our team will help you find your missing socks, or at least, your missing money.

Subcommittees:

• Lost Socks Subcommittee
• Investment Advisory Committee
• Sock Preservation Committee

Contact Us:

• Phone: 1-800-SOCK-UP
• Email: [socks@financialconsultant.com](mailto:socks@financialconsultant.com)
• Physical Location: The Basement, 123 Sock Street