Lolita's Committee of Extreme Procrastination

We're a committee of highly skilled procrastinators, dedicated to putting off our work until the very last minute. Our motto? "Tomorrow, maybe. Or next week. Or never."

Our current projects include:

• The Committee of Never-Ending Emails
• The Committee of Never Finished To-Do Lists
• The Committee of Never-Ending Pizza Parties

Join us in our quest for productivity... in 30 days or less.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

• The Committee of Sudden Inspiration
• The Committee of Last-Minute Decisions