Meeting Purpose: Brainstorming the Best Ways to Use a Pineapple as a Weapon
Presented by: Chairperson, Bob "The Pineapple King" Johnson
Attendees: Jane "The Pineapple Enthusiast" Doe, Bob "The Skeptic" Smith, and John "The Guy Who Always Eats Pineapple
Discussion Points:
- 1. Using a pineapple as a makeshift shield in case of a zombie apocalypse
- 2. Pineapple-based self-defense: using a pineapple as a projectile to distract attackers
- 3. Pineapple-based art: creating pineapple-themed sculptures to deter would-be burglars
Actions Taken:
- Decided to table the discussion on pineapple-based self-defense due to concerns about the mess it would create
- Agreed to form a subcommittee to explore the artistic potential of pineapples in modern art
- Assigned Bob "The Pineapple King" to lead the subcommittee
Next Meeting: To be determined, but probably on the 22nd floor of the Pineapple Tower
Pineapple Arts Subcommittee Minutes