Moon Base Redesign Committee

We're Not Really Doing Anything About The Moon

Meet the committee tasked with deciding what the moon base of the future should look like. Or, more likely, what the moon base should look like after we've given up on it.

Subcommittee on Lunar Landscaping

• Surreal, Abstract Moonscapes
• Lunar Geodesy: Because Who Needs Function, Anyway?
• More Moon- shaped Holes in the Ground, Please

Subcommittee on Space-age Amenities

• The Most Overpriced Coffee in the Solar System
• Where We'll Pretend to Work out, But Really We Just Float Around
• Where Our Socks Go Missing, But We'll Just Wear Slippers

Subcommittee on Inflated Expectations

We'll just wing it, because who actually knows what we're doing?