Our Vision: A World Without Sanity

Welcome to the Paranoid Planning Committee

Our committee is dedicated to planning the apocalypse, because why bother with boring, incremental progress when you can have a grand, existential crisis?

We're a team of experts in the field of catastrophizing and worst-case scenario thinking.

Our vision is to ensure that every aspect of society is optimized for maximum anxiety and dread.

Subcommittees:

Panic Room Design Worst-Case Scenario Modeling Social Unrest Division