The Paranoid Planning Committee: Planning Guidelines

Chapter 1: The Art of Cautious Decision Making

  1. Always assume the apocalypse is imminent.
  2. Never trust a stranger with a clipboard.
  3. Question everything, including this list.

Chapter 2: The Importance of Redundancy

Repeating yourself is not a bad thing. It's a safety net for the uncertain.

Learn more about the benefits of redundancy

Chapter 3: The Paranoid Planning Process

  1. Gather all available information, then question its validity.
  2. Consult multiple sources, then doubt their motives.
  3. Plan for every eventuality, including, but not limited to, the apocalypse.
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