Meeting 1: "The Importance of Doing Nothing"
Presented by: Jane Doe, Committee Secretary
Objective: To achieve the goal of doing absolutely nothing productive during this meeting.
Agenda Items:
- Item 1: "Staring at the wall"
- Item 2: "Yawning and dozing off"
- Item 3: "Browsing cat videos on YouTube"
Decisions:
- Item 1: "Staring at the wall" was deemed an excellent use of time."
- Item 2: "Yawning and dozing off" was tabled due to lack of interest."
- Item 3: "Browsing cat videos on YouTube" was a clear waste of time and was voted off the agenda."
Next Meeting: To be determined.