Procrastination Programs: Best Practices 101

Welcome to the Procrastination Programs' Best Practices 101, where we teach you how to do the bare minimum while still looking productive.

Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Start with the basics: staring at a wall, playing video games, and binge-watching cat videos.

Exercises:

  1. Watch a cat video for exactly 37 minutes without blinking.
  2. Play "Angry Birds" for 45 minutes straight.
  3. Stare at a wall for 2 hours while contemplating the meaning of life.

For further learning, visit our Advanced Theory page.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out our Extreme Procrastination page, where we teach you how to turn your entire life into one big distraction.