Rationalizations for the Reluctantly Engaged: Lazy Shirts

• 1. It's not procrastination, it's just "strategic time allocation."

  • Research shows it takes 17 minutes to get started on a new task. We're just saving that 17 minutes.
  • We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for more important things like binge-watching Netflix.
  • Our "procrastination" has actually led to some of our most innovative ideas!

• 2. It's a form of artistic expression.

  • We're not just procrastinating, we're creating a masterpiece of avoidance.
  • Our workbench is our canvas, and our to-do lists are our brushstrokes.
  • We're just waiting for our muse to strike... with a deadline.

• 3. We're not procrastinating, we're just "recharging."

  • We're not tired, we're just conserving our energy for the really important things... like video games.
  • Our "recharge" sessions are actually just a clever way of saying we're on a break.
  • Who needs sleep when you have a good excuse?

Procrastination Programs: The Committee of the Reluctantly Engaged

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