Minutes from the Programmer's Meeting: Procrastination Committee

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 4 other people who actually showed up.

Chairman: John, because he had nothing better to do.

Meeting Purpose: To decide what to do with our lives since we're clearly not doing any real work.

• Propose a 3-hour lunch break to discuss the meaning of life.
• Suggest watching cat videos for 2 hours instead of attending this meeting.
• Request a meeting about the importance of taking a meeting about the futility of meetings.

Next meeting: Never, because we've got better things to do.