Our Prophecies
We have seen the future, and it's a bleak one. Our prophecies are not just predictions, but warnings. A call to action, to prepare for the coming doom.
We have foreseen the rise of the robot uprising, The fall of the great cheese industry, The inevitable collapse of the global supply of socks.
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