Subcommittees:
- Subcommittee 1: Quantum Joke Programming
- Subcommittee 2: Quantum Reality Distortion
- Subcommittee 3: Interdimensional Snack Services
Recent Events:
- The Committee for Quantum Fun and Games has successfully created a sentient toaster. It's a real thing, we swear.
- Our CEO has been elected to the "Who Can Eat the Most Cereal in One Sitting" competition, and we're all really proud.
- We've discovered a way to make quantum teleportation happen, but only with cats. Sorry, not sorry, not cats.