Quantum Fluctuators are a secretive group of government officials who have mastered the art of making things happen by accident. With a flick of the wrist and a whispered phrase of "Quantum Flux, Engage!", they can create entire departments, programs, and policies from thin air.
Learn the ancient art of Quantum Flux from the experts themselves. Discover how to create a meeting that lasts for hours, a report that never gets done, and a budget that magically appears out of thin air.
Learn MoreBrowse our collection of Quantum Fluctuator's most epic creations: the 300-page report on the importance of beige, the 10-minute PowerPoint presentation on the history of stapler technology, and the 5-year project that still hasn't been finished.
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