Side Effects
Spontaneous Combustion of Common Sense
When consuming Quantum Nourishment, you may experience a temporary loss of grip on reality. This is normal.
Learn more about Quantum Fluctuations
Temporary Teleportation of Socks
Quantum Nourishment has been known to cause random teleportation of socks to alternate dimensions. Don't ask us why.
Read about our Sock Dimension Hopping Program
Cosmic Clogged Arteries
Our research suggests that Quantum Nourishment may cause a slight increase in cosmic radiation. Don't worry, it's just a minor side effect.