Quantum Nourishment: Unpacking the Side Effects

Side Effects

Spontaneous Combustion of Common Sense

When consuming Quantum Nourishment, you may experience a temporary loss of grip on reality. This is normal.

Learn more about Quantum Fluctuations

Temporary Teleportation of Socks

Quantum Nourishment has been known to cause random teleportation of socks to alternate dimensions. Don't ask us why.

Read about our Sock Dimension Hopping Program

Cosmic Clogged Arteries

Our research suggests that Quantum Nourishment may cause a slight increase in cosmic radiation. Don't worry, it's just a minor side effect.

Consult our Artery Clogging Remedies