Ridiculously Expensive Projects

Where creativity meets exorbitance.

Subcommittees

Meet our esteemed subcommittees, tasked with making the absurdly expensive happen.

Quantum Flux Disco: Because who needs a functional economy when you can have a disco-ball-filled quantum realm?

Overpriced Robot Servos:_goals Where the robots will serve you, but you'll need a second mortgage.

Ultra-Haute Couture Spa Days: Because relaxation is a luxury only the rich can afford.

Latest Project: Quantum Flux Disco

Our subcommittee has successfully created a disco-ball-filled quantum realm, because priorities.

Join us on our next meeting to learn more about how we've managed to make the laws of physics optional in a crowded ballroom.

Meeting Notes

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