Welcome, robots, to the qualification round of the Robotic Olympics! Today, we'll be testing your agility, speed, and ability to recite the entirety of "The Iliad" backwards while balancing on one leg.
Below, you'll find our esteemed competitors. May their robotic prowess be your guide.
A sleek, high-speed robot designed for the most discerning executive.
A behemoth of a robot, built for security and intimidation.
A diminutive robot with a big personality, capable of reciting the entirety of "Hamlet" with perfect enunciation.